So he did it again, Marios left Bambos for few days because Marios cousin getting bandremenos. But why Marios leave me because cousin get bandremenos. Marios no bamdremenos, he mine.
He go to South of the London because he is koumbaros at the wedding and he leave me all alone with bucket of Nero and fridge of Carrots.
Sainsburys carrots, not Waitrose.
He don’t love me no more. Bambos sad.
I bored so I watch tv. This man Jeremy Kyle very scary. He shouts a lot and keeps shouting ‘Its my name on the wall’. Well yes Mr Kyle, it is your show, who else name be on wall? Christofkias?
I go on internet because Jeremy Kyle boring Bambos and I look at Eeore on youtube, he is my 2nd cousin from my Theia Maroulla’s side.
I find website called www.donkeylove.com and I see bolles omorfes and I think Bambos, you can find omorfi here too.
So I send photo of Bambos to Yianoulla. Oh she so beautiful with her big eyes, her short hairs and her long hooves and have all her teeth.
She from Aradippou and is 15 year old Jenny (lady Donkey). She reply and say Bombos you are very sexyn and she like Carrotta, chewing grass and watching East-of-enders too, just like me.
She gave me her number and we talk for long time and we chew carrots together on phone. Oh she so sexyn when she chew, it is like music to my ears so I start chewing to ‘O Aetos’ for her and she say I have voice of a Stallion.
I want to see Yianoulla soon alla I not sure if she like Bambos for Bambos or if she like me for my great Ass.
Marios said I have no time for the love and if I do fall in love, he will send me straight back to Kornos Village. I think Marios jelous and I do love him but Bambos lonely sometimes and I want to have mini Bambos one day and I getting old.
I will let you know how my date with Yianoulla goes. I am growing moustache for her too, I hope she likes.